10 things you’d LOVE to say at work… but can’t

I found this list on a couple of other blogs… I found it so hilariously true that I had to repost it.  Here they are… the ten things that you’d LOVE to say at work… but you just can’t:

  1. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. 
  2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet its hard to pronounce. 
  3. I’ll pencil that in for never. Does never work for you? 
  4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 
  5. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying. 
  6. Ahhh … I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 
  7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 
  8. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a rip. 
  9. I will always cherish the positive initial misconceptions I had about you. 
  10. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you are an artist.
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